((Hey guys, I’ve finally figured out the shipping for my insane fef; here they are:

Matesprit -> Sober!Gamzee

Moirail -> Karkat (forced)

Kismeisis -> Vriska

Auspistice -> Sollux and Aradia(mediator)

Yes I know I spelled some of them wrong. Anyway, hopefully the next part of this twisted adventure will be up soon. Also, I would greatly appreciate anyone that would RP with my insane!fef, especially these Quadrants. Love you guys, have a nice day.))

Reely? W)(y t)(e ever glubbin’ fuck am I still up? seariously? I don’t t)(ink my t)(ink pan operates at t)(is time of day, )(ell I don’t t)(ink it works at t)(is point on t)(e timeline! W)(y do I )(ave a fan? I’m a fis)(, underwater… w)(at are you lookin’ at tubby? Yea)(, I’m talkin’ to ya; no not you, t)(e one with ‘Fis)( Food’ written on t)(e container! …Be glad I didn’t )(ave 4-6 cans of Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb, I would be blubbering like a pufferfis)( on crack, have a s)(orter attention span t)(an a goldfis)(, and be swimming aboat faster t)(an a flying fis)( can fly. Cod, I’m tired… Welp! I’m tucking into t)(e sea bed tonig)(t. Sea ya~

(prepare to be… amazed?)

Feferi sat down, spinning her trident in boredom as she waited for Karkat to return from his ‘easy’ mission. As she sat in oblivious disgust on why she sent the limping buffoon to do a short and simple task, she failed to notice someone bundled up in purple and waddling towards her in slight panic. “ooph! W)(at t)(e-” She looked down at the purple cape covered wriggler in slight disgust and confusion. He (at least, she thought it was a he) looked up at her with big doe eyes and floppy fins, his glasses sliding down his nose with the movement. His purple freckles stood out in the lighting of the room and contrasted with his light cool-gray skin. Feferi would deny that she didn’t think of cooing at the Wriggler!Eridan and picking him up to cuddle, she would deny the whole thing. The little Eridan tugged at her skirt to get her attention again and asked in a quivering voice, “WWhere am I?” ‘Oh Cod, please kelp me.’ And Karkat had no idea what was going on…

(Think I should continue?)

The halls were dark and silent, deserted of any troll. The lights flickered once in a while, giving an eerie vibe to them. Suddenly a sound of dripping water echoed weakly in the silence. A figure, petite and weary, staggered down the hall, their hand upon the wall incase they should fall. Another weak and faint drip was heard. The lights flickered on briefly, but stayed on long enough to identify the troll; Feferi Peixes. She was in poor condition, her clothes were splattered with blood, her skin pale, her hair in tangles. Her hand that held her trident was shaking slightly, seeming to be using all it’s strength to just hold the trident as it dragged alongside her. She stopped, her head hung, causing her hair to shield her face. She shook, her breathing shaky with each exhale. The lights flickered on again, and reflected off a drop of water in front of her. She slid down the wall, her trident clanging noisely upon the ground as she could no longer hold it up. Taking her face in her hands, her body shook violently with each sob. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry everyone; I don’t know w)(at )(appened. I don’t know w)(y I’m doing t)(is. I’m sorry. So sorry-” A sob cut her off. As she continued apologizing through sobs, a voice, faint and hollow, bounced around her mind, ‘You s)(ouldn’t be sorry, you’re doing t)(em a favor; putting t)(em out of t)(eir misery.’ “Boat t)(ey don’t deserve it, I just want to kelp t)(em.” ‘And you are.’ “No, t)(is is not kelping, t)(is is murder.” ‘Reely, w)(ale t)(ey deserve it; all of t)(em. You were always a tool, t)(ey always came to you for )(elp wit)( not)(ing in return. Eac)( one of t)(em deserves t)(eir deat)(.’ “Boat, Sol-” ‘)(e sides wit)( t)(em, t)(erefore )(e’s not wort)( it. Karkat t)(oug)(, t)(eir leader, our leader; )(e’s t)(e only one we’ll need. Kill t)(e ot)(ers, but spare )(im.’ Her eyes darkened as she stood, grabbing her trident. Continueing down the hall, she smiled darkly. ‘)(e will be t)(eir downfall.’

((So, as you can see, I switched my male Fef, Mamari, to insane!Fef. I’ve already posted insane Fef stories and it’s easier for me to do insane Fef. Ask anything and I shall answer as best as I can.

PS: If you ask me ‘Krill Me’ or ‘Cull ___’ or even a short little story of whoever, I’ll reply with either me killing you, culling the intended troll/person, or write a reply to the story.

Good Luck!))

)(ey, Karcrab, w)(ere did you get t)(is sus)(i again? Cause’, it tastes like sad and depressed )(ipster; it’s kind of blanc)( and Cod awful… and purple-y.

Can I )(ave )(oofbeast instead?

((Insane Fef stuff, I’m gonna be writing this for a while))

)(ello )(umans and lowbloods, do you want to play a game? )(ee )(ee~

I promise It’ll be fin…

for me. glub~

Karkat groaned, his eyes fluttering open. “O)(, Karcrab, I sea you’re back from your nap.” Fef’s face blocked his vision from everything, her hair like a black veil of nothingness. He moved his head back, away from her. Feferi stood up, “OF COURSE.” She glared down at him, then replaced it with a wide smile, “W)(ale you s)(ouldn’t )(ave woken so early.” She pulled out her trident, his blood still brightly decorating the prongs. “You s)(ould )(ave stayed asleep.” Karkat stared at her in confusion, not remembering the slashing of his stomach and then the passing out from bloodloss. “UM… WAIT WHAT.” Fef’s laugh echoed loudly off the walls of the room, “O)( Kar~” “UM…” Karkat backed up a bit, his back meeting the wall. “W)(-ER-E DO YOU T)(INK YOU’R-E GOING!!” Her faced was scrunched up in pure rage, as she forcefully jabbed her trident into his leg. A few giggles escaped Feferi’s throat as Karkat yelped and clutched the trident, his knuckles turning pale from the force of his grip. “Did I say you could swim away?” Her hair obstructed her face from view, “AGHH! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.” Feferi laughed softly, her shoulders shaking with each one, “W)(at’s wrong, W)(AT’S WRONG?!” Her laughing became psychotic, as she threw her head back like it was some joke she only knew. Finally calming down the laughs, she looked back down at Karkat, “O)( Karfis)(, do you not remember t)(at first blow?” She leaned down, close to him, her hand tracing the now stitched up wound, “T)(e slas)( I gave you in front of everyone?” “YOU NEED TO RELAX, PLEASE P-PRINCESS. UGHH…”  He winced from the throbbing pain of both wounds. She scowled, “I don’t need to relax, mutant. Now,” She stood up and pulled her trident from his leg. He fell to one knee, her back turned to him, “I will cut you a deal, Karfis)(.” “…FUCK FINE…WHAT IS IT?” She turned to him, a sweet smile gracing her lips, her trident behind her, “I s)(ell spare your life, if you kelp me cull everyone below me.” Karkat looked at her with confusion, “WAIT…W-WHY WOULD YOU…” “W)(y would I?” She hummed to herself, slowly walking over to the injured troll, “W)(ale I’ll tell you Karcrab; insanity makes you do t)(at kind of stuff… plus I’m bored.” She squated down to his level, “W)(ale Karfis)(? Your life,” She held up the prongs of her trident to his throat, “Or everyone elses.” He gulped and stared up at her, a look of fear and sorrow clouding his eyes, and yet he nods, “…OKAY, DEAL.” She smiled widely, “GR-EAT!” She stood and walked to a chair, “In order to make s)(ore you don’t break t)(e deal, ending with you suffering a long and agonizing torture for t)(e betrayel, I’ll let you get t)(e first fis)( to fry…” She sat down into it, resting her trident next to her, “-Eridan sounds good for t)(e first krill.” She turned to look at Karkat, her tyrian eyes seeming to stare into his soul, “Don’t dissapoint, Karfis)(. Cause’, if you do, w)(ale…” She stroked the trident, “you know.” She giggled thinking about what would happen if he did. “I WILL, HAHA, I SWEAR.” He tried to get back up, but slumped to the ground in pain, “FUCKING DAMN IT, YOU MESSED UP MY LEG.” She looked away from the pathetic mess with a sigh, “…suc)( a grubby.” She stood and walked over to him, pulling out a splint and bandages, “Next time,” She began fixing his leg, “remember to talk to me wit)( respect.” She tied the bandage a little too tightly on the word ‘respect’. “T)(ere, all fixed.” She stood and walked back to the comfy chair, “Now, )(urry along, Karcrab.” “YEAH YEAH.” He kind of limp-walked to the door, “O)(,” He stopped, “and bring back something of )(is, )(is scarf or body maybe, just to make s)(ore you culled )(im.” With that, he limp-walked out of there to find Ampora. She giggled to herself.

)(ow many trolls, can one cull, before t)(e ot)(ers find out~

”)(ow many trolls, can one cull, before t)(e ot)(ers find out.” Feferi sang as she skipped down the hall, an uncontrollable burst of giggles coming from her mouth. She sneaked around a corner, watching the other trolls interacting with each other. Humming to herself she slide back into the shadows, “W)(at to do, w)(at to do~” a glub passed her parted lips as a grin adorned them, “O)(, w)(ale t)(at will do.” Another creepy giggle, and she was skipping into the room.

“Hello Feferi, wwhy are you here; are you feelin’ better?” She smiled widely, her sharp little pirahna teeth glowing in the low lighting. She didn’t answer him and, instead, skipped around Eridan to continue her path to Karkat. Before Eridan or Karkat could call out to her, she had pulled out her trident and slashed Karkat’s stomach; a shallow cut. She lazily inspected her trident with a click of her tongue, “W)(ale glub… I missed.” Everyone was silent as she spoke. “Fef, wwhat the-” The trident, pointed at his throat, cut him off as Karkat fell to the ground in shock and silent pain. “-Eridan~ I would s)(ut up if I were you.” An evil grin spread across her face. “FF, you wouldn’t do 2omethiing liike thii2, the FF II know would not do thii2-” “SHUT UP!!” Her eyes glared right through Sollux, the tyrian color in them seemed to darken into something feral. “I just want to play a game.” Her smile and cheerfulness was a candy-coated lie. “If you don’t play t)(en, w)(ale…” a giggle and a lick of the blood off her trident caused the others to tense, “you know~” She tilted Karkat’s head up with her trident, him wincing. “I won’t )(esitate to cull eac)(, and every, one of you if you don’t participate. And, to make s)(ore you participate, I’m taking Karcrab wit)(me… for leverage. Good luck~” A psychotic laugh followed after her and echoed of the shadowed walls.

Let the Game begin.

)(ey my fellow trolls, I may be doing picture answers for my asks… possibly, if my )(omework and stress in C)(orus doesn’t krill me first.

If I do, just know t)(at: my pictures aren’t t)(e best; t)(ey may be c)(ibis; I do )(ave sc)(ool work; it takes me a w)(ile to draw and color; and… I’m just overly stressed mentally. So~ Wis)( me luck? 38D

Anyway, just ask any question t)(at comes to mind… as long as its not vulgar or mean. I do fluff and cute stuff, so be warned. Sea ya’ll later~ glub~